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This mini mullet party pack is so incredibly comprehensive even "The Hoffmeister" David Hasselhoff would be impressed with its contents. Pack includes shampoo lip balm body wash car freshener and gum.
Mini Mullet Party Pack
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For all of you Love cynics out there Doctor Love is coming to the rescue! Each medical kit includes 150ml of Red shampoo 150g Pink bubble bath 100g clear bath gel in drip bag 22g white body shimmer in a novelty test tube emergency washcloth and a love sick bath pillow. All bath products have a delicate and refreshing strawberry scent.
Doctor Love's Potion Pack
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For all of you incurable romantics out there this inflatable heart photo board is perfect for displaying all of your valentine's cards for everyone to see. Makes a great Valentine's Day gift which can also be used all the year round in either the bedroom or the kitchen for displaying pictures cards and messages to your lover.
Inflatable Heart Card Holder
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An old school prank - get your friends (or your enemies) with these hilarious magnetic car stickers. They stick to any metal surface and can be used again and again!
Car Slappers
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Your "buzzom" buddy! The personal hand massager is a soother for overworked hands. The soft and squeezy stress relieving 'boob' vibrates when turned on giving you a guaranteed buzz. The ideal cure for computer mouse strain drinkers hand fatigue writers cramp road ragers fist fatigue limp wrist and solitary stimulation strain. Feel the vibe and get quick relief for overactive hands. Requires one AA battery (not included).
Mens Personal Boob Hand Massager
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Based on the very popular squishee cushion range this is the next line in this amazingly popular range of cushions. Except this time we have deigned one for the boys. Approximately 36cm in width is indeed shaped like a pair of ladies breasts. Gentlemen buy one today and lay your weary head upon its soft curves and remember you'll never get a slap for idly playing with its nipples.
Boob Pillow
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If you think you've got a handle on life then you certainly won't need a handle on your coffee mug which is just as well as this "get a grip" mug doesn't come with one attached. Instead there's a recessed hand print on the side for you to grab onto which makes it perfect for keeping your hand warm whilst enjoying a brew in the winter months.
Get A Grip Mug
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I think we can safely say that this product is fairly self explanatory. This incredibly tasteful (honest?!) 100% cotton towel measures 43 inches by 23 inches and through the cunning use of the words "arse" and "face" lets you use the appropriate half for the body part you are currently drying. Maybe it's just me being a big girls blouse but the use of the brown colour on the arse section sort of suggests that if you normally end up with embarrassing marks after wiping your posterior you obviously need to wash harder when you're in the shower. Just a thought you dirty mongrels!
Arse/Face Towel
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Put the fizz back in your love life. To enjoy a long sensuous experience slip the willie bath bomb into your hot bath. Let the willie do the work while you luxuriate in the softening water.
Willie Bath Bomb
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There always used to be a running joke (in more ways then one!) about putting the toilet paper in the fridge before you go out for a curry. It would seem that the makers of these ring of fire after curry wipes have taken it to the next level with forty soothing and moisturising wet wipe toilet tissues for those of you who like it hot.
Ring Of Fire After Curry Wipes
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Perhaps this mug isn't the most suitable china ware to be using when Aunt Maude and the Reverend come round for elevensies but it would certainly make a lively topic for conversation if you did. Our lawyers would like me to point out to you that we don't condone the use of illegal substances irrespective of how happy and floaty they make you feel. Who listens to lawyers anyway?
Don't Worry Be Happy Mug
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Hmm I didn't know drinking green leaf tea could make people so happy? What do you mean "it's not green leaf tea it's Mary Juana?" I've never even heard of the women? Our lawyers would like me to point out to you that we don't condone the use of illegal substances irrespective of how happy and floaty they make you feel. Who listens to lawyers anyway?
Soooo Fucking Happy Mug
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Ok so as Lloyd Grossman used to say "let's look at the evidence". It's a mug with a cartoon devil on the side. That's it what more do you want from me? A clichéd rambling about being bad to bone and feeling horny? Eurgh oh alright then. Indulge your devilish deviant delights with this mischievous mug. Sorry but that's the best I can do on short notice so I hope you're satisfied.
Devilish Mug
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Finally a slogan mug that perfectly encapsulates the quiet apathy that so many of us feel concerning...well just about everything really. With the slogan "Is it just me or is everything shit?" written on the side of this turd shaped mug you'll certainly be making a bold statement if you choose to use this as your coffee mug at the office. The makers of this mug have certainly done a good job in making the turd look realistic as I'm not sure that I'd want to put it to my lips but that's just me being a squeamish big girl's blouse.
Everything's Shit Mug
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The Golden Willy Award Statue: For best outstanding and upstanding performance. This golden award should be proudly displayed on any mantle-piece. Whatever the reason for given it's all a bit of fun whether it's for: "Top Stud" "Golden Balls" or even "Prize Prick!" it's surely an award no one will forget in a hurry!
Willy Award
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If you fancy a little festive fun at any time of the year then why not break out this Santa costume which inflates in seconds due to its battery powered electric fan. Contents include the full Santa costume with hat and beard electric inflating fan and a battery holder. Suitable for ages 14+.
Santa Inflatable Costume
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Maybe I'm being a little harsh on the guy in the picture but I can't help but think that however much money he was paid to model this inflatable sumo costume it surely wasn't enough for him to retain any sense of dignity or self respect. Having said all that having fun and not taking yourself too seriously might as well be listed in the pack contents as your bound to crack a smile whilst wearing this costume. Contents include the full sumo costume with hat electric inflating fan and a battery holder. Suitable for ages 14+.
Sumo Inflatable Costume
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When I first saw the picture of this product I have to admit that even an old cynic like me ended up chuckling to myself whilst wondering if I could have a sneaky go at playing cowboys and Indians after everyone had left the office. You'll certainly be the centre of attention at any party with this inflatable cowboy costume as the pack contents include the full cowboy costume with hat electric inflating fan and a battery holder (batteries not included). Suitable for ages 14+.
Cowboy Inflatable Costume
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What could possibly be more festive wholesome and cheery than a little plastic Santa Claus stood in a slightly squat position that sh*ts small sweets from his posterior? I know what you're thinking "Cancel the delicate flurry of snow and the sound of sleigh bells on the morning of Christmas Day I've got a poo pooing santa and nothing could possibly top that!" Ok sarcasm aside this is a fun gift for children which is bound to raise a smile.
Poo Pooing Santa
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